Tovinyr Screamer

The Tovinyr Screamer is the most popular newspaper in Hoft, and while it is based in Tovinyr it has grown over the years to cover news which concerns all of Hoft.

Employment
The editing staff on the Tovinyr Screamer paints the perfect picture of nepotism. The Forvermeier Family has written and edited for the newspaper for two centuries of its existence. It is not a secret that they are all on the team as they are credited with their full names after every article. With the exception of Jacob Yulde, the elven political cartoonist, all the staff members of the Tovinyr Screamer are Fovermeiers.

The current lead editor of the newspaper is Yonsun Forvermeier.

Head writers include: Listicle writers include: Cartoonists include:
 * Mason Forvermeier
 * Gartley Forvermeier
 * Beamer Forvermeier
 * Yonsun Forvermeier Jr.
 * Timple Forvermeier
 * Jonteen Forvermeier
 * Hyrer Forvermeier
 * Smake Forvermeier
 * Uftin Forvermeier
 * Jacob Yulde

Fern Davis Scandal
In 1561, former lead editor Fern Davis was found dead in a sewer beneath Screamer Square after Madbaggin was evacuated because of the Osquip Plague and the investigation of his death was shut down due to a lack of evidence. Years later in 1596 while Timothy Forvermeier was on his death bed, he revealed some cryptic information. "'We killed Fern Davis. Or rather, we paid a few idiots to kill him. It was pretty obvious as those idiots went on to talk about it a lot. I don't know how they haven't figured it out but I'll be dead in an hour so yeah. My brother Yonsun Forvermeier and I ordered Fern Davis to be killed.' -Timothy Forvermeier"Police officers were never able to decrypt these final words, however some took their vague nature as a sign to just disband with the Screamer, notably Jacob Yulde who left for a year until his own paper failed and he was hired back onto the Screamer staff.