Screwball

"'I'm feeling screwy'""-Danforth."A screwball is a type of dwarven frozen confection that first appeared in the 1340s. It consists of a flavored sorbet like frozen dessert inside a conical, plastic cup with a gumball at the bottom; the flavor of the ice is usually raspberry ripple. The name was originally a commercial product name but is now used to describe all such ice cream treats. The product does not qualify as ice cream under FDA (Fordsu Department of Agriculture) guidelines.

'Two-Ball Screwball' is a brand name (in Cancun, a registered trademark) for a screwball containing two gumballs. The original flavor was cherry but it has also been introduced a multiple flavored twist of lemon and blue raspberry. As with all screwballs, the shape is that of an upside down cone with the gumballs at the bottom.

History
The origin of the screwball is difficult to trace, however its non-commercial existence can be followed down to dwarven tradition. With this in mind, the screwball's origin may even be traced down far before the Hemfosian Era, then m ade from the snow of the Stimons and sugar stolen from areas of Hofs.

In 1342 HE, Flaykee Scrote, a dwarven chef, brought his grandmother's specially made screwball to Gorbadelli, the food capital of Fordsu. He was primarily laughed out of kitchens and critics. But one chef, the most famous in Tol, saw something in the screwball. The Gourmet took Scrote under his wing and made the Screwball an instant classic in Hoft.